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Joke of the Day

"FUNNY SEX JOKES ;) Do you like dragons? Because i'll be dragon my balls all over your face"

"""Well, this isn't helpful at all."" Termite watching ""Gettin' Wood"" on Cinemax"

"Who is more enthusiastic about performing oral sex, fat men or skinny men? Fat men, they'll eat anything."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !"

"The two minutes silence in Tesco was so well-observed you could hear a pin drop. Then my poppy fell off too."

"Why do we use black pens on white paper? So hangman is more realistic."

"A horror movie with all black people lmao ""Ayo what's going down in ya basement?"" ""That ain't my business"" ""I feel ya"" *Rolls credits*"

"That awkward moment; when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can't stop."

"Old joke I can dodge a Ford, but can't afford a Dodge..."

"So, I've recently started a whiskey diet... I've lost three days already."