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Joke of the Day

"Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue."

"Holy Communion: PRIEST:""This is the body of Christ. Take it "" ME:""Uum,can I instagram it first?"" *We laughed & then I was excommunicated*"

"What came first? The chicken, the egg or millions of years of evolution that are ignored by a stupid fucking idiom."

"I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"Pixar says Toy Story 4 is about Hamm, the piggy bank, being turned upside down as executives try to shake every dime out of the franchise."

"You never get a second chance to make a first impression... ...and so I bite."

"What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese"

"Okay, guys, yes, we know Bostonians have been calling iPods ""IPads"" for years. STOP MAKING FUN."

"What do they call the 13th floor in England? The 12th floor."

"The CDC has updated their rules for handling Ebola: 1) put your left leg in 2) take your left leg out 3) shake it all about"