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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue."
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"A Cellular Service Provider Joke What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint? You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store."
"[10mins from now] ..& just like that North Korea was removed from history & got nuked by every country on Earth for bringing down Twitter.."
"I don't know how to spell Armaggedon But who cares - it's not the end of the world!"
"He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... Sounds like Santa's had Facebook way before us."
"Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted? He was tried in a kangaroo court."
"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One's heavy and the other is a little lighter..."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints"
"What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield? Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful."
"I thought air was free my whole life until I bought a bag of chips."