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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"

"Laughed hysterically and said ""Oh yes, please do"" after the pizza shop guy asked if he could put the sauce in my box. I think I scared him."

"What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber? He was petrified."

"I'd like to thank /r/jokes for teaching me so many jokes! I've always hated the sound of laughter..."

"You hear some creature making noises in the distance. ""Quick! Quick! Quick, quick, quick!"" you hear it exclaim. What kind of beast is it you hear? A duck. ... with hiccups."

"18yo me (naive, unrefined): I just ate a block of cheese 42yo me (worldly, sophisticated): I just ate a wheel of cheese"

"Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings"

"I've got a great joke Only joking"

"I'm crap at telling jokes. I keep on punching up the fuck lines."

"I don't live in my mother's basement... I live in your mother's basement."