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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"
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"How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener.."
"What's the hardest part of golf for asians? Driving"
"Did you hear the one about the gay cleptomaniac magician? He disappeared with a poof."
"If I'm going to be in your dreams tonight please let me know so I can stuff some socks down the front of my pants."
"How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth? with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw."
"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions. We Love You Brittani!"""
"My wife laughed at me because I struggled to get a proper full on erection, I told her ""Its a lot harder than it looks"""
"Careful girls... fat guys just want to get into your pantries."
"In my pocket is a computer far more powerful than the one that took Apollo11 to the Moon. I use it to photograph food & fling birds at pigs."