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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about the three rats? It was cheesy"
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"Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !"
"TIFU Down was jealous."
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"United States once again votes for a minority President! Donald J Trump is believed to be the first orange President to be elected in the history of the United States."
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"Only Christians will get this... Eternal life."
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"Ed Hardy makes a wine. Just tasted some. With full-bodied undertones of asshat, its repugnant mouthfeel would pair well with a cheeseball."
"Sorry! Just saw these texts now! Hope your birthday party, Christmas and wedding were great!"