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Joke of the Day

"What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? What's Kraken!"

"What kind of turns do letters take? U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo."

"I just completed a jigsaw of a penis in under five minutes. I expected it to be harder."

"The guy who proofread Hitler's speaches was literally a grammar Nazi."

"I don't know why people are afraid of flying Most crashes happen at ground level"

"If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you I'd start thinking about you."

"How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? Take away its brooms."

"Why was the baby ant confused? Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)"

"Apparently, driving past police cars while drinking water from an old vodka bottle isn't 'funny' and is technically 'wasting' police time :("

"Whats long and black? the unemployment line."