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Joke of the Day
"Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed? Because it slows their *mine*"
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"A black man enters a bar... with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender, all surprised and shocked, said; - That's cool! Where did you get that? - In Africa, replied the parrot."
"What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name? Bae-thoven. I'll^see^myself^out."