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Joke of the Day
"What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants? ""Where my knickers at?"""
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"Sometimes I think I should try to be a better person, but then I remember I'm good-looking, so I'm, like, nah."
"Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared... I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*"
"Your girlfriend is so good in bed but can't do house chores. When your relatives complain you be like ""You guys don't know her very well"""
"A copy of Mein Kampf that belonged to Hitler was sold at auction for over $20,000... to an anonymous presidential candidate."
"You can only enjoy Lord of the Rings if you're taking heroin... It's called high fantasy."
"What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money? Make it Wayne."
"The best way to get over someone is probably with your car"
"What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A hobby horse."
"I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage. The sign said ""Bread in captivity""."