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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of safe sex for rednecks... Making sure you brand all the sheep that kick"
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"I had sex with somebody and caught their cold. I have snyphilis."
"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Kurt Cobain? Hitler had a reason to kill himself."
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? He didn't either."
"What's the difference between a group of intelligent midgets and a girls xc team? One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running cunts."
"Eskimos.. What do eskimos do when it gets cold? They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder? They turn on the candle."
"This creepy guy at work calls me ""hun"" despite knowing my real name so I've started calling him Mulan."
"When I listen to Nirvana I want to blow my head off with the nearest shotgun."
"What did the cumulus cloud say to the stratus cloud? Why arent you precipitating? (a joke me and my buddy came up with while driving. and its scientifically correct. lol)"
"Question of the day: when was the last time that you saw a music video that was relevant to the actual song?"