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Joke of the Day

"What is the last thing you want to hear after sucking Willie Nelsons dick? ""That's not Willie Nelson."""

"""It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside"" ME: Oh thank god ""It's who you are on the inside"" ME: Dang"

"Uhhh, sorry Mozart, but a Wolf gang is called a pack. Smh"

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

"My wife always freaks out when she's on her period Keep having to tell her to stop ovary acting."

"What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer? Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry"

"Why go to college? There's Google."

"My grades are getting better Sike, that's the wrong subreddit"

"The first guy to ever throw water at girl in a white shirt probably broke the record for the number of high-fives received in one minute."

"I like my women like I like my coffee: All over my lap while I'm driving."