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Joke of the Day
"I shot a Black Man the other day I got charged with impersonating a Police Officer."
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"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers,some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" - Wayne Gretzky - Melania Trump"
"It's a plant shaped like an egg. EGGPLANT! It's a place where we make fire. FIREPLACE! Diving in the sky. SKYDIVING! Humans are creative."
"I married two women last week Wasn't that big o' me"
"This stupid farmers market doesn't have any locally grown pizza."
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Pee is yellow. Shit is brown. I am drunk. This is a tweet."
"How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!"
"What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon? UnawareWolf"
"When Miley Cyrus... When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer, it's ""Art"" and ""Music. When I do it, I'm ""Wasted"" and ""have to leave Home Depot"""