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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date? He got shot down."
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"Son, I grew up in a golden age when the bookstore didn't have an entire section labeled ""Teen Paranormal Romance."""
"Officer: We're building the Death Star as fast as we can. Vader: I have new ways to motivate you. *implements margarita Tuesdays*"
"A ""gag gift"" means something completely different to people into BDSM."
"Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because may be 8 didn't have charging jack"
"I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it."
"There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? meat"
"What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day? An exoplanet."
"There's a new movement against cutting in line. Now that's a movement I can get behind!"
"How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster."