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Joke of the Day

"Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because may be 8 didn't have charging jack"

"When you really want fried potatoes, just remember.... Keep your eyes on the fries"

"I told my dad about the school shooting today I don't know why he got so worked up over picture day."

"Why do blondes have such large belly-buttons Their boyfriends are also blonde."

"Why does everyone make fun of Batmans old suit, the one with the nipples? Bats have nipples. Hell, that's the most sensitive part of a bat."

"What did the cow with a cold say? Boo"

"I lost my job at the calendar factory. My boss said it was unacceptable that I'd taken a few days off."

"Did you know Kurt Cobain's gun was named Success? It went right to his head."

"f (x) walks into a bar... The barman says ""Sorry, we don't cater for functions"""

"I was visiting a desserts factory last week when my girlfriend fell into the gelato machine Now she's sore bae."