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Joke of the Day

"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There's Kneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver and gold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."

"Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard. No? Ok, I'll show myself out."

"Why can't you trust anything MATTER says? Because it makes up everything."

"My husband gets so cranky when I come home from the pool with only a fraction of the kids I left with"

"There's a strange new trend in my office... People have started naming food in the office fridge Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin."

"Sex through the ages: Age 20-30: Tri-weekly Age 30-40: Try weekly Age 40-50: Try weakly"

"I wrote a short story about some angry fruit... Its titled ""The Wrath of Grapes."""

"Hear about the new gay sitcom? ""Leave it, it's Beaver."" "

"How much did the pirate spend on his earings? A buck an ear."

"Me and a North African girl spoke in her native language for hours... We just clicked"