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Joke of the Day
"There's a new movement against cutting in line. Now that's a movement I can get behind!"
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"Q: Can February March? No. But April May!"
"Sometimes, just to annoy my Therapist, I'll ask him; ""so how does my lack of progress make you feel?"""
"Knock. Knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Fibonacci."
"Barack Obama 1,000,000 people showed up to his inauguration, only 14 missed work."
"Why should Donald Trump change his name to Donald Duck? Because he's a quack."
"Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter and it turns out she's really into UFOs and aliens. Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted."
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y"
"To all my Atheist and Agnostic friends. T_IF!"
"I just peed in my bath. But don't worry, I won't drink the water. - 4 year old logic"