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Joke of the Day
"I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it."
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"Why will Church's chicken be losing money? Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon"
"Q: What do you give a dog with a fever? A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)"
"Sh*t happens... I mean look at you."
"Which U.S Presidents are not buried inside the United States? Carter, the Bushes, Clinton, and Barry-O"
"woman driver I was on my way to work today, when I saw a woman driving with her hazard lights on. I thought to myself, ""At least she's honest."""
"I had the worst night last night.. The ghost of Gloria Gaynor appeared in front of my bed. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified."
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? One Jew at a time!"
"What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America? Antiquing."
"Border patrol: Why do you have 100s of DVDs of Top Gun stuffed into your seat cushions Me: *sweating* BP: They aren't even illegal"