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Joke of the Day

"Officer: We're building the Death Star as fast as we can. Vader: I have new ways to motivate you. *implements margarita Tuesdays*"

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"Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."
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"I once shot a deer in my pajamas... How it got in my pajamas, I will never know."
"Heard about the public speaker with the rodent up his butt? He had to cancel a speech because he was gerbily constipated."
"Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross."
"Sure glad I filled my iPod with shit that I hate."
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"The worst thing about being bitten by a poisonous spider is... You're probably Australian"