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Joke of the Day

"[first date] HER: It looks like you work out ME: *adjusting the tissues in my sleeves* Oh yeah, big time worker outer"

"Wat did the romans say when they put jesus on the cross? ""Nailed It"""

"What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other? A caterpillar"

"In my spare time, I help blind kids I mean the verb, not the adjective"

"I am opening a restaurant called ""Peace and Quiet"" A kid meal is 250"

"Why do Jewish women love to be prostitutes? You got it, you sell it, you still got it."

"silly joke If you think, what you better than other people, your ass must be ready for big problems"

"How do you know if an Asian is depressed? All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces."

"I'm gonna name my firstborn ""arial"" and people will be like ""oh like the mermaid"" and i'll say ""no like the font"""

"You can find true happiness inside yourself! Haha, almost had you. I'll meet you at the liquor store."