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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna name my firstborn ""arial"" and people will be like ""oh like the mermaid"" and i'll say ""no like the font"""

"What did the lonely hedgehog get at the sex shop? A pinecone."

"I was talking to a girl last night ... She was quite fat, but she had huuuuge tits. ""My eyes are up here"", I had to say, because she kept staring at the hamburger in my hand."

"A court ruled that sharing click-baits is punishable by death. What happens next will shock you."

"So there is a friend of mine who invited me to a swinger party I asked him ""how many people will there be ?"" ""Bring your wife and we'll be three"" he said"

"Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!"

"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock."

"""Stop texting me. If I wanted to go on the second date, I wouldn't have stolen all your jewelry."""

"A corgi walks into a bar Bartender: what can I ge... Corgi: I'll have a jack and coke Bartender: why the short paws?"

"Literally The Best Joke Ever. The Best Joke Ever."