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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other? A caterpillar"
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"Ethereal A breakfast suggestion from Mike Tyson"
"What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in"
"What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed? Yes but we cantaloupe."
"What do you want to be when you graduate high school? ""No more than 25"" from Gary Muledeer"
"[At a bar] Guy: Did it hurt? Me: What? G: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw."
"What's an asian's favorite drug? HERROine ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry, ^^^^^^that ^^^^^^was ^^^^^^aweful."
"If I could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, I would choose alive."
"(SPOILERS) What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere? A Hyundai."
"What's green, red and smells like shit? Green and Red shit"