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Joke of the Day

"Wat did the romans say when they put jesus on the cross? ""Nailed It"""

"[texting my girlfriend] wyd? ""Just finished my homework"" Cool, Send a pic (; ? *gf sends a nude* Ewww wtf!! i meant of your homework!"

"I got asked how I view lesbian relationships.. Apparently HD wasn't the correct answer."

"Do you know what Pinocchio and your dad have in common? They were both inside a whale."

"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff"

"Your dog is better than your wife. Don't believe me? Lock them both in your trunk for an hour and then see who's happy when you open it."

"How much room does a fungi need to grow? As *Mushroom* as possible!"

"Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties? A pitcher filled with margaritas!"

"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Find out next time on *Dragonball Z!*"