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Joke of the Day
"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."
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"What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, because he could never come."
"I'm sitting in a booster seat in the back of a minivan because I want to teach my kids right and my 8yo called shotgun fair & square."
"If the wife uses dual sim phone, save both numbers under one name : ""Wife"" Never save them as ""Wife1"" and ""Wife2"" ~ A husband from hospital"
"Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field."
"A miser writes his will and names himself as the heir. This is actually one of the oldest known jokes. http://mentalfloss.com/article/57470/11-jokes-worlds-oldest-jokebook"
"On predisents day we honor the big US man himself: Aberham Liclon. Tall, skinny, dry, and cruncy - he was america's carrot"
"Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful? Because he has a magical staff."
"Why is 1 disapproving of 6? That one doesn't believe in six before marriage."
"Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant."