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Joke of the Day

"A miser writes his will and names himself as the heir. This is actually one of the oldest known jokes. http://mentalfloss.com/article/57470/11-jokes-worlds-oldest-jokebook"

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."

"Erectile Dysfunction Nature's way of saying ""No hard feelings""."

"NSFW What is little, red and crawling up a womans leg? A failed abortion with homesickness."

"*pulls out earbud* What? ""We need to talk."" *pulls out earbud* ""You've been spending too much time at Chernobyl."" *pulls out earbud* No way"

"In memory of Arnold Palmer, I wore my golf underwear today... ...the one's with 18 holes. (Too soon?)"

"Funny things to say after loudly farting in a public toilet I'll start with a couple I've heard: ""Systems check cleared - ready for drop..."" ""Whups, I'm sorry, I need to get that fixed..."""

"What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word? A Preppysition"

"I have a photographer's memory Or is it photographic? I always forget."

"Why are titties like toy trains? They are meant for children but daddy likes to play with them, too."