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Joke of the Day
"Why is 1 disapproving of 6? That one doesn't believe in six before marriage."
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"Bandwagon fans make me so mad, I've hated Benghazi for decades"
"I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster."
"Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley? Cause it's always Jammin'"
"I repaired my drums after my son broke it... Now he has to deal with the repercussions."
"Soles Never buy shoes from a ginger. They have no soles"
"I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport."
"No thanks, toilets that flush. -kids"
"X says to Y : ""i feel so close to you, i feel like zero divides us"""
"Never trust a person with 2 anuses Because they're biassed"