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Joke of the Day

"If the wife uses dual sim phone, save both numbers under one name : ""Wife"" Never save them as ""Wife1"" and ""Wife2"" ~ A husband from hospital"

"Avian Oprah outside my bedroom window: ""YOU get a worm! And YOU get a worm!"" They're going nuts out there."

"What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies? They act too paowerful"

"What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down? His Doughnuts."

"I really hate arguments about fractions. They're divisive."

"Just found out my wife has cooties. I'm headed to the clinic to get tested. So many emotions right now"""

"Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip."

"Why was the garbage man afraid of the staff at the sex-change clinic? They give him the willies."

"If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year why are there locks on the doors?"

"What's Jesus' Favourite gun? A nailgun"