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Joke of the Day
"Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant."
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"Two pedophiles in the park Two pedophiles sitting on a bench in the park, a 13 year old girl walks by. Says one to the other ""Hey, she really has let herself go over the years, hasn't she?""..."
"My favorite thing about hot weather is the way it makes the fat people disappear."
"Did you know that more black men died in Vietnam than white men? It's all because when their sergeant would yell get down they would all start dancing."
"I slept on the sofa last night which is weird because I'm not even married."
"Does anyone know the difference between an elk and a deer?nnCos I think I just ran over a cyclist."
"If all the 7 days were to get in a fight, who would win? Either Saturday or Sunday, because all others are week days."
"I hate when I buy organic vegetables... and when I get home I find they are just regular donuts."
"This one is an oldie but a goodie Your mom"
"you may think the reason there is a pickaxe in the ice sculpture of a swan is 'i was trying to break the ice' but it is actually 'i hate it'"