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Joke of the Day
"Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful? Because he has a magical staff."
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"Gavin died today of heartburn. I am so sad gaviscon."
"What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!"
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fruit salad"
"When you are drinking with your sister you can make a bunch of really stupid mistakes... if you don't pull out."
"what did one orphan say to the other Robin, get in the batmobile"
"I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its prose and Khans"
"What do you call a def, Mexican Superman? No hero"
"""Dean, what do you think is a reasonable price point for a chocolate cake?"" ""Good question, Deluca. I'm gonna say $95."""
"I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now I'm really jealous of deaf people."