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Joke of the Day
"Why don't French people smile in pictures? The French word for ""cheese"" is ""fromage""."
Next Joke
"My snack didn't taste very good. Now I'm gonna hafta cleanse the palate w a large buffalo chicken pizza for lunch I know. Life's tough."
"I don't understand why women love singing ""Let it go""... ...Since most of them keep grudges for life."
"Which medical specialty is dedicated to fingering your bum? Anusteaseology."
"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"
"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."
"I used to think Urethra was the name of a heavy metal band, until I found out it was actually a brand of vacuum cleaner."
"My grandpa always told me to watch my health, not my money.. ... one day as I was taking a walk, watching my health, someone stole my wallet. It was my grandpa."
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It may take me a while to get hardI just got laid last night."
"WIFE: *yells into basement* Our savings account is entirely empty. Do you know what happened? ME: *assembling robot monkey butler* No idea"