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Joke of the Day

"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."

"3 rings in a man's life 1. Engagement ring 2. Wedding ring 3. Suffering"

"Dams. The only thing that holds back liquid better... Is the idea of using a port-a-potty. ""Look, I know my pants are brownening and getting wet, but I'll just wait forever -- I CANNOT go in there."""

"Because of texting, today's generation has no idea of the horror felt when get caught passing a note in class and having the teacher make you read it out loud!"

"Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital? A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude."

"Do you know what looks funny? s p o u ,no u p no"

"What is the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer came back"

"Where do Sith lords go to shop? The Darth Mall."

"Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 but my dad left us when I was 6?"

"Even if they all unite against Trump, those seven countries won't get off the list A seven nation army couldn't hold Trump back."