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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why women love singing ""Let it go""... ...Since most of them keep grudges for life."

"A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string? Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit."

"Every text from my mom is the most heart breaking thing I've ever read. Until the next text from my mom."

"What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common? When they scream they make no sense"

"The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton' which also means nothing"

"What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian? A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs."

"The pet groomer didn't appreciate the 10 dollar bill I slid across the table to give my dog the ""happy ending""."

"What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs? A condescending con, descending."

"My doctor went to write me a prescription for my heart meds. He pulled out a rectal thermometer out of his pocket and said ""Shit, some asshole has my pen!"""

"Whew, good thing there's a facebook petition for ending the shutdown, or else we'd be in real trouble."