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Joke of the Day

"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"

"What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie? ""Hubble, Hubble."""

"""My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!""said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' ""No-spaghetti!''"

"A blonde's boyfriend dies after choking She tried calling 911 but couldn't find the eleven."

"What do you call a Mexican hooker who doesn't charge any money? Fritatas"

"*Wakes up* ""Wow I feel pretty good"" *Moves body* ""Maybe I spoke too soon"""

"If you tell me my life would be SO much easier if I'd organize everything, I swear I will stab you with a fork. As soon as I find my fork."

"What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"

"What does Bill Cosby put in his garden? Rapeseeds."

"Sherbet is great if someone asks you for ice cream and you hate them."