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Joke of the Day

"Two girls one cup in my mouth dick fuckers"

"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh? You gonna eat that?"

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her enough"

"I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking??"

"What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head? A Quarter Pounder."

"Bird flu epidemic or pun?"

"There's been lots of ""OH MY GOD!"" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying."

"I don't get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work... There's never any left when he comes home. Idiot."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow? You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years"