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Joke of the Day
"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh? You gonna eat that?"
Next Joke
"Why are politicians buried 6 feet under? Because deep down, they're good people."
"9 out of 7 people can't do fractions"
"My girlfriend said, ""Fancy a bit of phone fun tonight?"" I said, ""Yeah, definitely. Let's call your mum and tell her you've died."""
"Maybe if you knew Garfield's parents were murdered on a monday by anti lasagna activists you wouldn't be so judgmental."
"What's all pent-up and missing a cunt? Chelsea Manning."
"Kim Jong-un promises a new clear future for North Korea Oops, spelt nuclear wrong."
"Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"""I never spit on the ground"" ""because it's the only one that always supports me"" ""wow, that's a deep thought"" *""ptoo""* ""AAH! MY EYE!"""