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Joke of the Day

"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh? You gonna eat that?"

"What's the fastest way to get a ripped body? Take highwhey."

"Funniest joke ever Your dick is big"

"3 Guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends. I don't want to hear any girls saying that ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME."

"Wise man once say... He who runs in front of car will get tired, He who runs behind car will get exhausted."

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth Then it just becomes a soap opera."

"Going to attempt a Mexican joke. Hope it's a good Juan!"

"Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks."

"Some people say that Frieza was the best character in Dragon Ball Z, but... I think his brother was cooler."

"What do you call a doctor who eats his vegetables? A cannibal."