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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her enough"

"A customer asked me for a good reliable printer..."

"What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth? You can't gargle with the sand."

"How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em."

"What do you call dinosaur sluts? Herpevores"

"When grocery shopping, I only buy foods that can also be used as a weapon. Cantaloupe is a good example of this."

"What do you call a black guy flying an air plane? A pilot. You racist asshole."

"Paid a homeless guy $1 for this: What's a pirate's favorite letter? (They will always say ""arrrrrrhh."") Nope, P, it's like arrrrrrhh without a leg."

"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."

"Why were the flies playing football in saucer ? They where playing for the cup !"