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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her enough"
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"Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life."
"My girlfriend caught me masturbating to porn on my phone... She looked at me seductively and asked if she could help. I said sure, could you hold my phone?"
"Some guy beside me farts, so I say : ""Hey! Some arsehole's talking shit behind your back!"""
"My ransom was dropped from $30,000 to fifty bucks when my parents told my kidnappers it'd take 2 days to come up with the money."
"Don't feel sad...don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too..."
"Stinky Bathroom... Know why my bathroom doesn't stink? I exhaust fan the shit out of it."
"What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? Gingerbread"
"*1st date* ""Nothing's sexier than a man who can surprise me & make me laugh"" *cut to me in her closet in a clown suit* ""Hellooo soulmate"""
"believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it."