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Joke of the Day

"I don't get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work... There's never any left when he comes home. Idiot."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist insomniac? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog"

"My road to success is under construction and all the workers are out getting drunk."

"Damn girl, are you an ultrasound technician? Because I'd like to know what sex we're having."

"What do you call a dizzy asian? Disorientaled."

"Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with!"

"""I will love you forever or until I cum"" MEN"

"Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids? To get to the other side."

"Me: I snuck in my own candy and a drink Her: This is a funeral home Me: Without a snack bar"

"I saw a sign that said check your speed. Lucky I did, it had almost fallen out of my pocket."