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Joke of the Day
"Bird flu epidemic or pun?"
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"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was de-brie everywhere."
"Wanna hear a joke? My bank account... :("
"Today, I took a shower You have no idea how hard it was to get it out of Home Depot."
"What's Forest Gump's Facebook Password? 1forest1"
"Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter? Because he'd drop everything"
"Few things look as optimistic as a dog butt trotting off into the distance"
"X-rays are dangerous, they were probably less harmful when they were just rays, but after the breakup..."
"I feel sorry for Anne Frank... First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare."
"Hell of a way Americans celebrate thanksgiving. ""Turkey shoots down Russian fighter jet"""