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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants"

"What's the greatest trick the Austrians ever pulled off? It was to convince the world that Mozart was Austrian and that Hitler in fact was German."

"A gentleman goes into a doctor's office... ...and says, ""Doctor, Doctor, I keep forgetting things!"" The doctor responds, ""When did this start?"" and the gentleman replies, ""When did what start?"""

"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? A violin has strings. A fiddle has straaangs."

"Why does the Egyptian god Ra own every Periodic Table? Because his name is on them."

"A couple have a lot of sex They challenge each other to see who can have the most sex in a month. The woman wins. Some say she cheated."

"Why is a gay guy dating someone named Andy particularly useful? Because he might come in Andy"

"How do whores in Westeros get into the castle? Hodor."

"I feel like the length of my twitter name is juuuuuust wedging me out of many MANY #FF tweets #delusional"

"Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works doesn't it?"