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Joke of the Day

"No, I don't want to ""Like"" your business on Facebook. I barely ""Like"" you."

"What do you call a Donald Trump protestor's favorite word game? Mad Libs."

"""I can't believe you slept with her!"" ""Well, we were both drunk, and..."" ""But I thought you don't drink?"" ""It's true, but she was drunk enough for the both of us."""

"How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall? B 52."

"What are a redneck's last words? ""Hey, guys, look what I can do!"""

"Donald Trump sure likes making fun of boxing. What with all the lightweight insults"

"""I'm so sorry"" and ""my bad"" can be used interchangeably Except at funerals."

"Co-worker: You drink a lot of coffee!!!! Me: It's for your own safety."

"So is Bill Cosby a major disappointment? No, he's just off-pudding"

"Does anybody know any jokes about salt? Na"