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Joke of the Day

"What kind of music does your mailman like? Postrock/Postpunk"

"Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones? Because he has a LED-TV."

"5 people hurt themselves by accidentally discharging guns at gun shows. Maybe the best way to handle gun nuts is to just let them have guns."

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"You all know any good masturbation jokes? C'mon, I bet we can crank some out."

"I want to write a tweet that is so offensive that it reduces my followers to zero."

"Why don't lobsters share their dinner? Because they're shellfish!!!"

"Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City guess they don't have cell towers there so you didn't get my texts I'm going to kill you b"

"Hey, are you BB-8? (harmless spoiler) Coz I'd like to fix your antenna ( )"

"After ironing my shirt I noticed it was depressed, I still can't believe it hung itself though."