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Joke of the Day

"wrong number every day i get 30 calls as wrong number what should i do ?? im fed up of wrong numberss``"

"Why did the Pussy Wagon fail the emissions test? It had a broken Catalytic converter."

"The lord said to Abraham, ""Come forth and I'll give you eternal life."" Abraham came fifth. He won a toaster."

"I need your cheesiest jokes (please) I've had a really awful day and frankly need cheering up. I want to hear your worst, corniest jokes to make me smile."

"Americans, make jokes about US states that your state hates. I'll start. Did you know 29 astronauts are from Ohio? What about Ohio makes people flee the face of the Earth?"

"[on a date] I've got butterflies in my stomach ""that's so cute. You dont have to be nervous"" [flashback to me eating some butterflies] ok"

"I bet if Jimmy cracked YOUR corn you'd care, you selfish son of a bitch."

"""I just launched a new fragrance!"" - fun way to announce a fart"

"What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer? Seizure Salad."

"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The oyster fisherman shucks between fits."