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Joke of the Day

"After ironing my shirt I noticed it was depressed, I still can't believe it hung itself though."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb? One to change it, thirty to write a book about it. :3"

"First ""gay"" now ""glee."" Are you guys going to take every synonym for ""happy"" or leave us one or two Christmas carols kids don't giggle at?"

"Instead of chasing after Taylor Swift, I'm just going to wait until she breaks up with everyone else so I'm all that's left."

"I was very lonely so I bought some shares. It's nice to have a bit of company."

"If you're a guy and you shave your legs... you might aswell go all the way and shave your pussy."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out-standing in his field."

"A man walks up to god and asks him, ""Are you a ladies man?"" God replies: ""I'm a soul man."""

"Did you hear about the Middle Eastern beauty contest? Me neither."

"[image] ULTRA FUNNY MEME If assholes... If assholes could fly,this place would be an damn airport :D."