183831

Joke of the Day

"It's impossible to describe why u are angry at a parent without sounding like a lunatic. ""They wanted me to eat salad! Can u believe that?"""

"What vehicle does a baker drive? A Winnebagel"

"Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled? Because he's a bad wrapper"

"Don't use up the last of the milk! Leave just enough in there to piss somebody off."

"It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!"

"Spelling cunts. *counts."

"If nerds play RPGs, what do Geeks play? RBGs."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple."

"Prince's housekeeper of 30 years was offered a job as a crime scene investigator. She was considered highly qualified due to her decades of experience dusting for Prince."

"Your're a redneck if..."