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Joke of the Day
"Once upon a time I tried to make a joke in a music class Sadly, it fell flat."
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"Race Horse Joke/tongue twister One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too."
"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Slap a nipple on it."
"My wife woke me up all excited this morning... She said honey look at all the pounds I've lost. I told her that she was looking at our retirement account not her fitbit."
"extreme jesus died on the motocross"
"Orange juice factory Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate"
"My cousin's horoscope was Cancer. Funny how she died... She got eaten by a giant crab"
"How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives? Asbestos they can."
"Waterskiing is fun. I wish there were more sports where machines just dragged you around"
"The cops came to my house claiming my dog chased someone down on a bike! I explained to the idiots that my dog doesn't own a bike."