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Joke of the Day

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"How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs? None, he 'fell'."

"Why was the baby strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam."

"One sweet thing about being the boss in the office is that you can actually order specific supplies you want to steal."

"A guy with Apple maps walks into a bar... Or a church... Or a children's hospital"

"Every kiss begins with K but so does every kidnapping. That's how words work people."

"What joke is the darkest? Fire away please! I want to hear it all!"

"Civil War Jokes you say? I General Lee don't find them funny"

"Money can buy happiness. Give me 100 million dollars and I'll prove it to you."

"I just accidentally put my mic too close to my guitar amp and I think I made a Skrillex song."