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Joke of the Day

"why do indians hate snow? because it is white and on their land"

"I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored"

"Roy Hodgson has some really important decisions to make now. Like if he wants a window or aisle seat."

"Why did the skeleton leave the party? Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that)."

"Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming."

"How do you get a grad student off your porch? You pay them for the pizza."

"What does the US military and a fart have in common? Air Force"

"""building-building building building building-building building"" (translatiom: structur-making tower makimg another structure-making tower)"

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"A doctor goes to his patient and says ""I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's"" Patient replies ""Well, at least I don't have cancer!"""