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Joke of the Day

"I'm really bad at portioning uncooked pasta...so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready."

"What do you call a small wardrobe? A battledrobe."

"After the presidential debate, they debate about the debate. Mind Blown"

"I wonder if all weather forecasts I see on the internet are on a cloud storage?..."

"""Tom Brady did nothing wrong"" is Boston's ""The Confederate Flag isn't really about slavery."""

"Last week I got a vibrator stuck inside of me so I went to the doctors... ...this morning when the batteries went flat"

"Guys, we should stop making fun of fat people. They have too much on their plates already."

"Baseball baking What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin... The batter"

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather Not yelling and screaming, like the passengers in his car."