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"""Ooh fun, I have an email!"" - me, forgetting about the email I sent myself NOT ONE SECOND AGO"
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"50 Shades of Spalding Gray 7 years of decay and the East River."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the children? Want to buy a piece of candy."
"Why????? Which service would the with ask if she would check into a hotel??? THE BROOM SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."
"Oral sex caused Michael Douglas's throat cancer; Surgeon General orders that vaginas be tattooed with cancer warning."
"I was going to smoke a joint with some Mexicans But when I asked if anyone had papers, they all ran off."
"Nothing cures a hangover like a positive pregnancy test."
"What do you call graveyard shenanigans? Tombfoolery."
"Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette"