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Joke of the Day
"It's so cold in Michigan right now. The politicians have their hands in their own pockets."
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"So embarrassing -- I was scrolling thru an ex's old photos and accidentally liked one & then called her & told her I still love her & cried"
"They say firemen are courageous because they run into burning buildings to get things out. So do black dudes during a riot."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Translator: We changed the Bible verses forbidding happy marriage to say gay marriage. King James: Same thing, what could possibly go wrong?"
"This woman is so impressed at my driving that she got next to me just to show me she's not wearing a ring. Thanks hun, but wrong finger!"
"BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired"
"It's okay to laugh at cancer, you'll probably get it."
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattracitve... ...eventually they would find me attractive."
"""I'll have a caramel macchiato, hold the espresso & milk."" ""Miss, that's just a cup of caramel sauce."" ""You heard me."""