202401

Joke of the Day

"A Male teacher is asked why he enjoys working with kids He said ""i see myself in them"" Edit: He is a pedophile but no one knows it"

"From my 6 year old: Where do good bees live? A bee-have"

"What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies? Babies, because you can use a pitchfork."

"Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom."

"What happened when the mathematician put seaweed on her boobs? Algae-bra!"

"Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians? At the Klondike Bar."

"Why do Jewish men get circumsized? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 30% off."

"What does a black man do after sex? (somewhat racist) 15 to Life!"

"Did you hear about the sarcastic washing machine? It takes the piss out of your knickers."

"A man walks into a bar... ....and says ""ouch""...."