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Joke of the Day

"Last Halloween I had to explain to everyone that I was not a ghost with a boner, but I was just a ghost and I happened to have a boner."

"What kind of dessert do ghosts always come back for?? A Boo Meringue"

"What do you get when you throw a grenade in a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart"

"Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road? Because ah, the egg roll."

"What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse? A brothel sprout"

"Have you heard about Trumps revision of Obama phones? You'll be able to trade them in for a alarm clock and job application."

"The thin,healthy, smart people are really missing out on some horrible food at Burger King."

"What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline? There's no punchline for this joke."

"What's a Mexican's dick when it's cold out? A little chili."

"No one has 99 problems. That's so many problems."