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Joke of the Day

"Good morning babe! Do you like good girls? [Starts making you breakfast] or bad girls [burns the toast] Him: How did you get in my house?"

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"Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon."
"What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer? Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry"
"Today I popped a G string while fingering a minor. I'm going to the violin repair shop tomorrow."
"What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk? *Legen-dairy*"
"I had my first PBR and it turns out that the stuff is just beer. It's just beer everyone"
"Dinner conversation: 10YO: What 6 things would you want on a deserted island? Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously? Why would you drag me into that?"
"Blond joke! :D What do you call a dead blond in the closet? - last year's hide & seek! :D"
"Yes, I am having meat on Friday. I won't tell God if you don't."
"What do you call a Cuban on the moon? A Castronaut."